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Showing posts from October 10, 2011

On getting Older!

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
Ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of a lass
And gig was a job for the night
Now they all mean different things
And that really does mega bite!.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used much profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something you lost with age
A CD a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!.

A USB was shortcut for cussing!
Compress was something you did to the rubbish!
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd definitely be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire!
Hard drive was a long trip on a road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with some glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus used to be flu!

Stuff I've learnt getting older!

Where there's a Whale there's a Way!