The Four Buttock Issue !

In case you're wondering what I'm talking about it's VPL.
And just in case you've been living in the outer limits and you don't know what that stands for it's - Visible Panty Line - and it's an eyesore because it literally makes your eyes sore!
It ain't pretty, it's not sexy and trust me, it's never gonna be fashionable.
I've lived long enough to know, in fact it is very unsightly and just Ugh worthy! Shudder! Gasp!

If you're a man sitting there thinking, men never have that problem, wrong again, I've seen men with VPL to rival women's, not to talk about builders bum and low riding; showing your boxers, which is an off shot of hip hop culture (just because you see it on MTV doesn't mean that it looks good in real life!)

But back to the whole VPL misdemeanor, never seeming to end saga!

It's a weighty issue but it isn't about weight, it all about wearing the wrong underwear - and too tight trousers, skirts or whatever! don't even get me started on see-through leggings (topic for another post!) 

I'm not the fashion police but I'm a VPL hater and everybody else should be too, because it just soo unsightly!, they call it four buttocks because VPL slices each buttock in 2 2  (not as the nature intended!)

To be brief, folks don't wanna see it and we ain't feeling it!

Avoid VPL disasters by giving yourself a bum check/once over in the morning, afternoon or whenever you're stepping out! just to check that your not slicing what should be 2 into 4. If you can't see that far behind get someone else to help you out! it's not about fractions and division but about saving the eyesight of that unfortunate  person walking behind you! 

Remember, someone always gets to see the rear view, whether they like it or not no matter what!

Please save a thought for the person behind your behind!

There, I said it!

Comments

  1. LOL!!! This VPL should be embarrassing!!! Geez!

    Adiya

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  2. It's even more embarrasing when u realise that they don't know the're committing cardinal VPL abuse!

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